susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via hermionepoppins)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via nancy-spumoni)

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

image

(via nancy-spumoni)

  • how to stop time: kiss
  • how to travel in time: read
  • how to escape time: music
  • how to feel time: write
  • how to waste time: social media

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via rightxthere)

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

(via jyaple)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via varitaserum)

anna-learns-to-love-herself:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via niadil)

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via deadly-daffodils)